HOWEVER, her new love interest is this guy.
Oh sure, he looks innocent enough, all jolly and purple. And sure, the one we have has a cute heart on his belly that says "I love you" and when you push his belly, he breaks out into song:
I love you.
You love me.
We're a happy family.
With a great big hug, and a kiss from me to you.
Won't you say you love me too?
Awww, how sweet, right? Yeah, not really. I guess it would be ok if she only pushed the thing like once a month, but she pushes it 83,247 times a freakin' day. So to Barney, I want to say this - While I think it's very nice that you love me, I seriously don't love you. So hell no, I won't tell you that I love you. Besides, and maybe you don't realize this, but YOU HAVE NO EARS, so even if I wanted to tell you that I love you, you wouldn't hear me, you stupid purple freaked-out dinosaur! I want to shove a dirty sock into your permanently open mouth and watch you gag to death. OK? XXOO